i can’t be on tumblr as much as i would like because i’m a retard drunkass and lost the battery to my phone.

yes, just the battery. What the F

hannabarbarian:

i’m so done with bratty teenage girls thinking that feminism is about telling other women what to do

homoschapel:

pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible

do you see it

d o  y o u 

That awkward moment when you’re pooping in a public stall and someone walks in.

Then the walk of shame as the smell cascades over in the bathroom